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The literal meaning of “kinhin” is not “monk racing”. #DeptOfZenCorrections
The Full Moon Ceremony does not involve baring the buttocks of the Buddha. #DeptOfZenCorrections
The Full Moon Ceremony does not involve baring the buttocks of any of the sangha. #DeptOfZenCorrections
There is no such thing as a Half-Buddha, Dire Buddha, or Werebuddha. #DeptOfZenCorrections
The Three Jewels are not the Buddha’s treasure type. #DeptOfZenCorrections
If you meet the Buddha on the road, you are not supposed to kill him for his treasure and XP. #DeptOfZenCorrections
It is not the custom of monks to ride Mardi Gras floats, shouting “show me your Zen” and throwing prayer beads. #DeptOfZenCorrections
“I am he as you are he as you are me / And we are all together.” is not a quote from the “Walrus Sutra”. #DeptOfZenCorrections
I do not know how to extract the secret plans for a “dharma antenna” from the sūtras. #DeptOfZenCorrections
The Sanskrit sūtras do not contain hidden plans for a “dharma antenna”, based on principles taught by ancient astronauts. #DeptOfZenCorrections
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